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Drunk guy at Joe’s BBQ

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What I need to make me tight are those girls, girls, girls.

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Tonight’s menu: cheez its, gushers, capri suns, rice krispie treats, ice cream, chocolate pretzels, bagel bites, lemonade, watermelon.

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I am now promoted to full-time and never working any nights or weekends! hahaha suck on that, bitchy girl sitting in the front by the break room. Now you have a reason to look so goddamn sour 24/7.

Ok, I’m done gloating.

Wait, no. Casual Fridays = approved. That was my idea. You’re welcome.

I don’t care how rainy it is today, I’m feeling super cheerful.

At Boordy Vineyards with my love

Coincidentally (or not?), it’s the “I’m a quitter” shirt and today is the day I’m giving them an ultimatum: give me a better schedule, or have fun finding another trilingual translator and losing a bunch of clients in the meantime :)

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